It’s Not Gay If The Trade’s A Three-Way

Posted: October 4, 2013 in Uncategorized
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The Dacuma Kids have worked out a three-way trade where they play runningback and receiver roulette. Here are the details:

Katniss Evereen and Pitta Mellark

Sends: Bilal Powell (NYJ – RB) and Dwayne Bowe (KC – WR)

Receives: Stevan Ridley (NE – RB) and Eric Decker (DEN – WR)

Dangerous Boners

Sends: Stevan Ridley (NE – RB) and James Jones (GB – WR)

Receives: Maurice Jones-Drew (JAC – RB) and Dwayne Bowe (KC – WR)

The One Who Knocks

Sends: Maurice Jones-Drew (JAC – RB) and Eric Decker (DEN – WR)

Receives: Bilal Powell (NYJ – RB) and James Jones (GB – WR)

For those of you who are visual learners, below is an infographic. And just in case you’re wondering, when you look up “Eric Decker” on Google Images, all you get are pictures of him and his wife. Which is no problem actually, because she’s smokin hot – like a beignet.

Yes, Eric Decker and his hot wife come as a package.

Yes, Eric Decker and his hot wife come as a package.

Your Video of the Day

I can’t think of a better time to include this music video in a blog post. Enjoy!

What Now?

So the reason for this blog post is that ESPN doesn’t support 3-way trades, so we’ve gotta give you the chance to let us know your thoughts on the trade here. Below is a poll for you to vote to ALLOW or VETO the trade. Per the league rules which you can find on our ESPN league page, three votes will veto the trade. You have until Midnight on Saturday night (or Sunday morning) to vote. If the trade hasn’t been vetoed by then, the league managers will manually push the trade through on the league page in time for Sunday’s games.


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